Even Fox News agrees:
The great Republican hope totally blew his speech following Obama’s State of the Union Address, although to be quite fair, that was like playing sloppy seconds to Mandingo– shit just ain’t happening.
I didn’t realize how douchey this guy was until this vid. He goes through all the motions without any of the finesse. The sprezzatura. Obama is gdlk when it comes to oratory. His rhythm coupled with his ability to punctuate exactly the right words at the right time is currently unmatched.
Jindal on the other hand sounds like he’s trying to sell me rotisserie grills at 2am.
Anyway, enough of the politicz. In other news, I’ve developed a severe, severe crush on Bar Rafaeli and am therefore dubbing her hawtie of the week.
FFFFUUUUUU. She looks like Nala from The Lion King but with breasts and upright posture.
That’s just wrong on so many levels.
This post didn’t really have any point, so I’m not even going to try and draw any sort of silly Free Darko metaphysical-y connections. I just felt like calling a dude a tool and posting a picture of a really hot girl whose stare (and boobs) cause Kwakiutl teepees to spring up in my pantaloons. Leonardo DiCaprio probably has the greatest streak of women in the history of streaks. In fact, I can’t think of anyone whose been as consistent. If this was baseball, Leonardo would be batting .999, with a .001 deduction because I’m just a jealous cunt. GG Leo, you handsome, talented bastard. (PS Revolution Road = really good. The original novel by Yates is even better).
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